The best realistic large dildo in 2021

There are a couple of ageless questions we all face from time to time. Is there a god? Are we alone in the universe? What’s the meaning of life? Still, one question seems more important than others — does size matter?

Unfortunately, we can’t help you with the last one. What makes a great shlong for one person doesn’t work for another. But this doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t experiment with size if the opportunity pops up. Hence, our article aims to list the best monster dildos for your pleasure.

Why realistic large dildos?

It’s no secret that you can find all sorts of interesting products on the adult toy market nowadays. From fancy anal plugs to Wi-Fi vibrators, it’s even easy to get lost while looking for that perfect one. That’s great if you ask us. The more, the merrier!

Yet, some toys are just better than others. When it comes to classic toys like dildos, we always go for the big guns. You know, veiny, thick silicone cocks that look bigger than an average girl’s forearm.

It’s not often that you come in contact with guys who have a monster cock. If you think about it, the average penis size is okay, but isn’t it more fun to play around with something bigger? It’s all about breaking new ground, and with the use of big dildos — you get just that.

Cyrus king XXXL

Making toys that replicate the size and shape of actual porn stars’ genitals isn’t new. For years now, the adult industry has been making great products that look just like their real-life counterparts. Hence, we present you with Cyrus King’s XXXL dildo replica.

It comes in four sizes, from 13 to seven inches long. The material is platinum silicone, meaning it’s body-safe and easy to clean. You can choose between three different colors and firmness types. Also, the Cyrus King XXXL is compatible with a harness. It’s simply an awesome veiny cock with testicles and a real-looking head.

Big daddy XXXL

Just like the previous entry on our list, the Big Daddy XXXL is one hell of a monster dong. It also comes in four sizes, with the largest insertable length of 14.5 inches. The biggest has a varying girth of 3.1 and 3.8 inches across its body.

When it comes to the material, this rude boy is platinum silicone all the way. It’s body-safe and pretty easy to clean. Also, it’s a medium-firm toy, providing you with a realistic feel when you insert it. Unfortunately, the Big Daddy doesn’t have a suction cup, but it makes up for it with a harness-compatible body.

Largo extremely long

If you’ve been around sex toys for a while now, you’ve surely come across the name Mr. Hankey. They make some of the best dildos out there. Here, we have their longest product to date — Largo, Extremely Long.

With its 16 inches of length, Largo is a massive boy. It has a constant girth of 3.1 inches, which makes it one of the thickest silicone penises on the market. With a platinum silicone body, medium-firm softness, and harness compatibility, Largo truly is one of those toys you shouldn’t miss out on if you’re on the prowl for big guns.

Tantus hoss

Unlike the previous three toys on this list, the Tantus Hoss comes only in one size. However, it’s truly a great toy with a respectable length of 10.5 inches and a bulky 2.5-inch girth. The body of the toy is made from ultra-premium silicone, which is also great for maintenance and user safety.

Tantus Hoss is a super soft toy, while also harness-compatible. You can choose between four different colors too. The head of the silicone penis is spiky, meaning that it’s easier for insertion. There’s no suction cup, but you can place it firmly on the ground and sit on it.

Tantus fist trainer

One of the reasons why people use huge dildos is because they’re training for fisting. Since an average fist has more girth than most toys, using the Tantus Fist Trainer will gradually prepare your anus for your lover’s hands.

The Fist Trainer comes in only one size, but with an awesome ten-inch length. It has a 2.5-inch girth and is made from ultra-premium silicone. It’s super soft too, and you can pick two different colors (red and black).

Again, there’s no suction cup, but you can attach it to your harness. The Tantus Fist Trainer weighs around 600 grams. It has ridges near the shaft, which will add to the stimulation.

Vixen outlaw

Even if it’s not the biggest toy on this list, the Vixen Outlaw is one of the most realistic dildos out there. The thing that makes it such is its dual-density structure, meaning it has a firm inside and a soft outer layer.

It’s just like a real penis if you ask us. There’s one size with an insertable length of nine inches and a two-inch girth. It’s made from silicone. This outlaw rude boy comes in four colors and is harness-compatible too.

Vibrating G5 big boss

We just love the two-in-one combo. With a toy like the Vibrating G5 Big Boss, we get both a dildo and a vibrator. Sure enough, it’s not the biggest dildo, but it’s the biggest vibrating one. It has four patterns and five speeds.

Coming in one size, it’s seven inches long with a 1.8-inch girth. The Big Boss is made of silicone and is medium-firm. It has a curvy body, which makes it perfect for G-spot stimulation. Also, you can play with it for around two to four hours without recharging.

Njoy eleven extra

Finally, we come to the most stylish toy on our list — the Njoy Eleven Extra. It simply looks beautiful, but that doesn’t come at the price of its performance and size. This beauty has a nine-inch insertable body and a two-inch girth. The Eleven is made from medical-grade stainless steel and is pretty rigid.

It’s heavy with its 1,250 grams, but that’s because of the material. Nevertheless, it hits the G-spot every time since it’s a curvy toy with slick sides and angles. You can’t place it on a harness, but that’s understandable considering its material. The Njoy Eleven Extra is something from a Sci-Fi movie you wouldn’t want to miss out on.

Lovehoney beaded sensual glass

Anal dildos are a big thing these days. If you’re looking to place something monumental up your ass, we suggest using Lovehoney’s Beaded Sensual Glass toy. With its nine-inch length and 1.35-inch girth, you’ll make it all the way.

The feature that sells it is the beaded body, which makes every inch inside you count. It’s pretty useful if you’re looking to press your G-spot from the other side, while it also makes a good toy for guys who enjoy prostate play.

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